Those mouth-sounds he’s making after each line have me feeling really gross.

But some paintings are supposed to be yellow! It’s helping!

Oh, calm down. How many of the pieces in the Met were created while the artists themselves were smoking?

the art collection which needs to be kept 100 percent smoke-free

only one-in-four Americans trust the idea of a robot car right now

James Comey described himself as “mildly nauseous”

I am a tipper at all because I feel I have no other choice.

I know right where to look.

What’s with the illuminated letters on the cover?

By definition, if you have a disease you’re not living a healthy life. Diseases make you unhealthy.

Still though, you have to agree: getting diseases is not healthy.

Just learn to pick locks. It’s even easier than math.

IN a letter to Sessions on Friday, Rep. Cedric L. Richmond (D), whose district includes Baton Rouge, wrote in a letter to Sessions:

Bostonians (as a whole) aren’t racist.

Came here for JSRF. Not disappointed!

Jeff Sessions’s Justice Department

the Lorne Michaels-inspired Dr. Evil

trained as a pole vaulter in college while getting a theater degree

Um, good?