Those mouth-sounds he’s making after each line have me feeling really gross.

But some paintings are supposed to be yellow! It’s helping!

Oh, calm down. How many of the pieces in the Met were created while the artists themselves were smoking?

the art collection which needs to be kept 100 percent smoke-free

Do bodiless “characters” (like a ship AI’s voice) count?

I’m making fun of you for confusing the plural of “area” with its possessive. The “woosh” sound you hear is this all going right over your head.

Yes. Is this a midwest thing? Even in the middle of bumfuck PA, there’s literally a stop sign at EVERY intersection.

Interesting. Thanks for that. I guess I figured that if there were no stop sign, you’d treat it like a signal when the power’s out: defacto four-way stop.

Not in all rural area’s what?

only one-in-four Americans trust the idea of a robot car right now

For whatever reason, someone determined that the intersection needed a stop sign for safety reasons

James Comey described himself as “mildly nauseous”

I am a tipper at all because I feel I have no other choice.

I know right where to look.

What’s with the illuminated letters on the cover?

hijack credentials, another term for phishing.

If there was something like that I’d jump ship in a heartbeat.

Portuguese man o’ war jellyfish

By definition, if you have a disease you’re not living a healthy life. Diseases make you unhealthy.