Congenital heart defects are not healthy.

Let’s legalize cocaine.

Um, getting a disease is not part of living a healthy life.

Looks more like his head ate his face.

an internal memo published by Mediaite

Still best used for its divinely ordained purpose, which would be summery cocktails.

His family are demanding justice, including that the police officer who killed their child be fired.

But where is:

I honest-to-god pronounce it like that.

Nintendo has shit-all to say about what Square wants to do with its Chrono Trigger property.

rendered in the style of the original NES game

Name’s taken, bub.

his experience inside the monkey costume

No outlet has been able to legally confirm the authenticity of the uploaded files yet.

A million times this.

I see some asshole millennial writing a screenplay over text message.

I can’t get past the title being “3 Generations,” and not “Three Generations.” Eww.

It explicitly encourages spirituality.

These are all arguments in favor of clubs, not religion in particular.

One of the guys in my league also deals smack, so we’re covered on the palliative-care angle.