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The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

Still though, you have to agree: getting diseases is not healthy.

Just learn to pick locks. It’s even easier than math.

IN a letter to Sessions on Friday, Rep. Cedric L. Richmond (D), whose district includes Baton Rouge, wrote in a letter to Sessions:

Talk to the hand!

Bostonians (as a whole) aren’t racist.

Came here for JSRF. Not disappointed!

Jeff Sessions’s Justice Department

the Lorne Michaels-inspired Dr. Evil

trained as a pole vaulter in college while getting a theater degree

Um, good?

Congenital heart defects are not healthy.

Let’s legalize cocaine.

Um, getting a disease is not part of living a healthy life.

Looks more like his head ate his face.

an internal memo published by Mediaite

Also, all guests from this year will have free VIP passes to next year’s festival.

Still best used for its divinely ordained purpose, which would be summery cocktails.

His family are demanding justice, including that the police officer who killed their child be fired.

But where is:

I honest-to-god pronounce it like that.