Nintendo has shit-all to say about what Square wants to do with its Chrono Trigger property.

rendered in the style of the original NES game

Battery swelling can be caused by overcharging, overheating, and other damage that occurs.

Proponents of descriptive linguistics are the kids who were too lazy to pay attention in class.

Commas mean things. Sorry, I don’t make the rules!

Ah, the golden age of Trump’s Twitter account, we were all so much more innocent then.

Name’s taken, bub.

his experience inside the monkey costume

No outlet has been able to legally confirm the authenticity of the uploaded files yet.

A million times this.

I see some asshole millennial writing a screenplay over text message.

I can’t get past the title being “3 Generations,” and not “Three Generations.” Eww.

It explicitly encourages spirituality.

It HAS to be in 3D for it to be “VR filmmaking.”

These are all arguments in favor of clubs, not religion in particular.

One of the guys in my league also deals smack, so we’re covered on the palliative-care angle.

Good points!

OK, but you’re arguing for the benefits of social groups, not religions in particular.

A bowling league (and honestly, ANY grouping of people) would accomplish the same thing. What benefits are specific to religions?

Your bizarre capitalization habits are causing serious head-shakes over here.