theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

Oh my god, I’ve wanted one of these since seeing it in a magazine ad in the early ‘00s. Occasionally I look on eBay but it’s always SOOOO expensive.

I don’t see why exposing a sexual assailant to a group of fellow athletes is any more dangerous than exposing them to an entire campus of vulnerable co-eds.

I can’t believe that I’m posting something that’s even remotely in defense of this sleazeball, but...

I can’t get over how on The Nebula of NES Games chart it mislabels the game as Uncle Fester’s Quest. Sacrilege.

I can’t get over how on The Nebula of NES Games chart it mislabels the game as Uncle Fester’s Quest. Sacrilege.

Because anyone who spends more than $2.50 on some papers must be a hardcore stoner, obviously.

Why limit this to athletes?

McGyver

Yes, and in the image posted in the article - the bit I quoted is the caption - the missile has no such visible intake.

The Yakhont, a Russian supersonic anti-ship cruise missile.

In the days before the huge capacity of external hard drives

Nintendo has never re-released any of its games that originally used the Super FX coprocessor chip.

Spring starts in April?

The cups are also biodegradable so there is not environmental impact.

the public release of the CIA’s Torture report.

How is this different from the “Screen images simulated” disclaimer in smartphone ads?

that backyard has some really, really soft grass

Eerie, PA

Isn’t the rule: question in the headline? Answer’s going to (eventually) be “no.”

Those are two different things.

That was during the playing of the national anthem, not the pledge.