prescriptions of Oxycodone written for Johnson

Lovers Divided By Time Instead of Space

The President forgot to put his hand on his heart for the national anthem

That off-center lede image is triggering my OCD, HARD.

Rhys, he says, drunkenly asked for her number at a kickball party (what could that be?) when she was 26.

Here are some tweets that the president was allowed to publish:

You cannot arrest or repress people who just don’t exist in the republic.

White chocolate on top. Brown chocolate tastes too much like chocolate, which is gross.

What about non-electronic vapes? Like those that use butane-based heating elements?

Noel is showing remarkable restraint by not being dressed AS a cupcake.

Noel is showing remarkable restraint by not being dressed AS a cupcake.

The devastating loss of Fisher in December, followed days later by her mother Debbie Reynolds

Barrel bombs ... are illegal under international conventions.

What the fuck is Windows 93?

Well-off? My internet cost $20 a month in 1993. It costs me $80 a month today.

Steam-only? Deal-breaker.

‘90s HOUSE, which will plop a bunch of millennials together in a house without Wi-Fi or GPS or the internet

Multiplayer isn’t a game. It’s a way to extract money from suckers.

Sevier’s 7-month old son was also injured and treated in the ER for a large knot on his forehead.