Capital-g gas is the MOST serious kind.

her third marriage with husband Wissam Al Mana

Why do you continue to use this horrible INTERLACED VIDEO screen-cap?

What kind of idiot buys name-brand toothpaste when the store-brand stuff works exactly as well and costs a fraction of the price?

Crowd ... Department Store

You’re an asshole for saying that kind of paranoia is OK.

And one yelled to the other, “I DON’T DO FUNERALS UNLESS THEY CLOSE!”

Exactly. I honk at people who leave the circle without signaling. Assholes.

Deciding the rules of the road don’t apply to you means that others don’t have to respect the rules in regards to you, either.

apparently telling the team they “did nothing wrong.”

Standing under running water in the shower IS washing your legs.

If you’re not cooking sous-vide, you’re not cooking with science at all.

money from Russia to Clinton - sale of Uranium

The possessive of Williams is Williams’s. He’s not plural.

the dinosaurs were alone

Arkansas’ executions

How would they act and feel if the victim was different?

Wait, Uber has actual capital-e employees?

they are going to the guys who sell the fake SIM cards

There is no “emojis.” The plural IS emoji. A single one is an emoji character.