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The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

“Unlimited” means something very, very specific. You can’t add limitations and keep using that word.

it doesn’t include your phone’s payment plan, so if you want to pay monthly to buy a phone, it will cost more. Those are some pretty important asterisks

and then use a boosted-traction method to twist it open.

Uniforms are dumb. Full stop.

a series of holograms

his campaign promise to deport and incarcerate up to three million undocumented people

You badly need some hyphens.

A mayorally-appointed appointed Detroit Education Commission

Melania hired Lindsay Reynolds, a veteran of the second Bush Administration with deep ties in the Republican Party, to be her chief-of-staff.

The wires in a Tesla are high voltage but decidedly NOT high tension. They’re not synonymous.

“When you lose a $75 million airplane and, more importantly, an American life is lost … I don’t believe you can call it a success,” McCain, who was briefed after the raid, told NBC News.

Tension? What are you talking about?

The ball’s abandoned in a public space, right?

Maybe Woodley hates TV

Enhance!

told PEOPLE at an event for the tuna company.

my wonderful former English teacher, Sheryl Lain, helped me to believe in myself and my writing abilities, while my Sociology teacher, Nate Breen, taught me about history and justice

I suck at cursive, but that does not look like a T in Tubman in the main pic. Subman?

an actor wearing a Scream mask

Love it, but you’re killing me with the emoji*s*. It’s like “kanji.”