Ah, Top Chef season 4 ... the halcyon days before Richard Blais was a cheflebrity being trotted out at every opportunity.

Fun fact:

I’m angry at you both for trying to use “emojis” as a plural form (it’s still “emoji”), and somehow still managing to create its possessive instead.

If your texts look like Prince song titles, I’m not responding.

in talks to potentially takeover both the chain

attempted to rip her Hijab off of her head

“RAM Memory?”

around 2500 male offenders

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

Season as you eat. Each bite. Is delicious.

Is she high?

Only 25 lbs? My housecat weighs more than that.

I just realized I can’t name a single Ciara song. Even pulled her discography, looked her hits up on YouTube ... nada. What rock have I been living under?

Thicke once called her while he was on tour in the same year

You’ll need a current prescription to order glasses online.

We respect the decisions of a democratically elected president.

the next four years

which some people might think I’m completely crazy

Who is Cam?

Animals crackers are not. They’re cookies.