Enhance!

told PEOPLE at an event for the tuna company.

my wonderful former English teacher, Sheryl Lain, helped me to believe in myself and my writing abilities, while my Sociology teacher, Nate Breen, taught me about history and justice

I suck at cursive, but that does not look like a T in Tubman in the main pic. Subman?

an actor wearing a Scream mask

Love it, but you’re killing me with the emoji*s*. It’s like “kanji.”

Ah, Top Chef season 4 ... the halcyon days before Richard Blais was a cheflebrity being trotted out at every opportunity.

Fun fact:

I’m angry at you both for trying to use “emojis” as a plural form (it’s still “emoji”), and somehow still managing to create its possessive instead.

If your texts look like Prince song titles, I’m not responding.

in talks to potentially takeover both the chain

attempted to rip her Hijab off of her head

“RAM Memory?”

around 2500 male offenders

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

That this was shared on Jezebel is embarassing. Have some body pride.

Season as you eat. Each bite. Is delicious.

Is she high?

Only 25 lbs? My housecat weighs more than that.

I just realized I can’t name a single Ciara song. Even pulled her discography, looked her hits up on YouTube ... nada. What rock have I been living under?

Thicke once called her while he was on tour in the same year