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That is a SEVERE-ass thread angle for the screw-on cap in the header image.

You’ll need a current prescription to order glasses online.

We respect the decisions of a democratically elected president.

What If Star Wars WERE Resolved Without War?

don’t try to access Sean Spicer’s Twitter. For starters, his staff has almost certainly changed the password by now. But more importantly, doing so is illegal under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA.)

the next four years

“Restart” as advice is bullshit.

which some people might think I’m completely crazy

Who is Cam?

Animals crackers are not. They’re cookies.

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Hijacking to shout-out this week’s most exciting release:

a posted speed limit of 25 kph (about 15 mph).

Wait that’s not Lucy Hale?!?

If Dippin Dots was truly the ice cream of the future ...

White supremacist thought leader Richard Spencer

Why in the world should you carry an ID on you?

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is just over 680-feet long

Australis killed Firefox, full stop.

It could be very easily argued that breaking tradition in this very specific case — when a man who has shown a flagrant disrespect for women’s agency of their bodies is being celebrated — but as they handily pointed out on Twitter, the Girl Scouts of the USA are a non-partisan, non-political organization.