Better Off Ted and Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Those are shows you may not have heard [of]

Grammar pedant here!

Pilot Precise V5.

Deli meat has already been cooked. If there is any listeria present, it would be on the surface, added during packaging.

Oh, hell no.

I don’t mean to personally attack you; I’m just frustrated by how much “woo” has invaded medication. Calm lists one active ingredient: magnesium. That’s all that matters.

I get that it works, but the exact same active ingredient is available for far less. Same ingredient = same efficacy. So why promote overpriced versions of it?

TWENTY DOLLARS A BOTTLE for drinkable magnesium supplements?

Not really worth the risk albeit however low it may be.

Gotta play the odds. They affect so few people as to be worth ignoring altogether.

Deli meat An easy lunch option you don’t miss until it’s gone. Also, turkey clubs. And ham. (Although by the end I’d said fuck it and started eating ham again.)

Pray tell: why?

Legit usage question: why are you capitalizing mannequin challenge?

The president of the small airline, Citilink, announced that not only was the pilot fired but that he would also resign over the incident.

Proportion-corrected giraffes have weird-looking knees.

The Rock and Dwayne Johnson

How not? If that’s who you are, that’s who you are.

I didn’t even want to boil water on the stove and while the bathroom sink itself was clean, the space around it wasn’t.

a 23-year-old Disney Channel star