What’s the benefit of being able to “relate” to things? It’s science.

this makes some amount of sense

Stassa was the Vice President ...

Would not have guessed a long i!

I’m just upset that “If I Was Your Man” doesn’t realize it should be in the subjunctive mood.

How do you pronounce Jeremih? Like the beginning of Jeremy but “meh?”

You clearly understand he’s playing a role, and isn’t actually that scumbag.

First, if you have a vehicle that is treating you well and bringing in extra income. Do not get rid of that car especially if that car is brand new.

Even if?

Paying more for the same movie.

No you shouldn’t. Even if it’s a hoot, don’t see it in 3D out of principle.

the refresh rate on modern TVs can mess with the timing on these old games

I do not use “shit sandwich” metaphorically.

Ah, thanks!

Seriously! Who actually mistook Trump for a human?

Who’s this dude?

How many spontaneous mutations per year can those types of cells expect, without tobacco smoke exposure?

12-year term

Oh shit, this got funiculars in it?!?