theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

Aren’t they only crosshairs if they cross? Otherwise: reticles?

Fat doesn’t grow, it accumulates.

Just don’t plug the webcam in and perch it on your monitor when you’re not using it?

“I didn’t want to hug him. But I didn’t know how to get out of it.”

Despite the plethora of white talent involved (Zach Galifianakis, Isla Fisher, Gal Gadot)

Samsung is now facing a different time pressure: Its next phone, likely called the Galaxy S8, is expected to arrive early next year.

My dinky home surround-sound system makes me callibrate the distance from the listener location to each speaker within a foot.

if his album is not nominated in no categories, I’m not showing up to the Grammys

Huh. Alright then.

So how come contrabass means SUPER bass, and not the opposite: treble?

Grease: Live cost $16-million to put together.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot (aka Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again, aka RHPS: LDTTWA, aka kill me now) aired Friday night

over $780-million worldwide

I assumed it was obvious.

Ideas matter. Buildings don’t.

What are the lines in that photo supposed to symbolize? That Dylan is a tic-tac-toe game?

Yeah, but are there any white people on this show? I’m not sure I can relate.

Yet you’re allowed to become a priest, tell vulnerable people that they’re sinners and going to suffer forever as a result, and then hold out your hand for a tithing?