The BK party limo sketch was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Never buy salted butter. Butter your food and salt your food separately.

the train hauled 2,000 bodies at its height from 1894 to 1903

your average porn viewer could file a lawsuit against porn workers deemed to be in violation of it, requiring their real names and addresses to become part of the public record.

Jessica has to give up the “-agu-” in the settlement?

I always think joggers are assassins now.

The average life expectancy for a panda is around 20 years in the wild and just over 20 years in captivity. Jia Jia was around 114 in human years, and she lived every single one to the fullest.

If you have a $100 testament to bad judgment, you’d think you could afford some stems for your wine glasses.

Just ride in the middle of the lane like a car (your right as the operator of a vehicle) and you won’t get hit by any doors.

That is one ugly-ass frat house. It looks like an evangelical church.

Snoozed, lost.

We LOVE people.

Lauren Ralph

So get a $5,000 car. There’s no reason to take out a loan on a fancy car.

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Christ, it’s not a house or anything so expensive. If you can’t buy a car cash, you shouldn’t be driving at all.

a group of children running into the road

Hubble Space telescope

Among nonusers of hormonal contraception, 1.7% of Danish women will be prescribed anti-depressants. In users, that number goes up to 2.2%—a 0.5% increase.

the set was invaded by men with real guns late in the day. The cast and crew, set up in Bed-Stuy, were suddenly interrupted, and some shots were fired. Then the actual police arrived