beer me strength

Safe following distance, bitch.

A fucking men.

International military actions are explicitly not “defense.” They’re “attack.” You defend at home.

If it’s an “upscale” place they shouldn’t be serving frozen microwaved food, period.

What does physical temperature have to do with taste buds? Spiciness, I could understand...

I was working in an upscale restaurant

So? I insufflate caffeine all the time.

FYI: you don’t capitalize bone names.

Since Wasteland 2’s came out in September 2014

a chandelier-spangled salon in Hicksville, N.Y.

I don’t know about pizzas, but mayo is an absolute must on real cheesesteaks.

Myths adulthood has proven categorically false:

a .50 caliber m2 machine gun

who sometimes visited whenever she could

Speaking of logo’s what?

I get no end of satisfaction in calling older men “sport” or “son.”

Maybe if there were a union for devs. Subjunctive, yo!

Also, how did it even get there without breaking in the process? Was it intentionally set down on its side, ever so gingerly?

Coolest thing about this? The Taken King has been out for over a week and we still haven’t uncovered all of its secrets.