OK, these are *not* Super Mario World levels.

it also had to able to pit less often than the other teams

A 62-year-old drug that costs $1 to make should sell for $1.10

I could barely leave the house or turn on my computer without someone I asking me all about how it was going.

There’s no other way to describe the allegations from the Environmental Protection Agency

“Referenced?” They’re just being lazy and using a pre-existing tune rather than writing something new.

Gotta ask for salt, too. Stingy bastards never leave the shakers on the tables.

Cough. Kinja. Cough.

But a car doesn’t “make” power at all. The power’s in the fuel - the car extracts it.

All three DD Loadeds look identical and come swaddled in the same paper.

What the heck does pretending to be a soldier have to do with pretending to be a near-victim of a terrorist attack?!?

Good. He apologized.

It’s clear that you do. I’m asking why “because it’s fun” isn’t a valid argument in favor of legalization.

How not? Harmless things that are fun SHOULD be legal.

Thank you. I hate how it’s considered impolite to react negatively to up-sells.

Is there going to be a single-player campaign, or just the bad kind?

RIP. He was hysterical in Airplane.

That’s a slippery slope. Should I tip less if the food is overpriced?

my leg was being run over.

Be a force of change.