Also, how did it even get there without breaking in the process? Was it intentionally set down on its side, ever so gingerly?

Coolest thing about this? The Taken King has been out for over a week and we still haven’t uncovered all of its secrets.

OK, these are *not* Super Mario World levels.

it also had to able to pit less often than the other teams

A 62-year-old drug that costs $1 to make should sell for $1.10

I could barely leave the house or turn on my computer without someone I asking me all about how it was going.

There’s no other way to describe the allegations from the Environmental Protection Agency

“Referenced?” They’re just being lazy and using a pre-existing tune rather than writing something new.

Gotta ask for salt, too. Stingy bastards never leave the shakers on the tables.

Cough. Kinja. Cough.

But a car doesn’t “make” power at all. The power’s in the fuel - the car extracts it.

All three DD Loadeds look identical and come swaddled in the same paper.

What the heck does pretending to be a soldier have to do with pretending to be a near-victim of a terrorist attack?!?

Good. He apologized.

It’s clear that you do. I’m asking why “because it’s fun” isn’t a valid argument in favor of legalization.

How not? Harmless things that are fun SHOULD be legal.

Thank you. I hate how it’s considered impolite to react negatively to up-sells.

Is there going to be a single-player campaign, or just the bad kind?

RIP. He was hysterical in Airplane.

That’s a slippery slope. Should I tip less if the food is overpriced?