my leg was being run over.

Be a force of change.

A hammock with a /pillow/?

Put a t-shirt over your face. You can still breathe.

A pox on touchscreen remotes.

A pox on touchscreen remotes.

Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.

Fix these awful giant fonts.

Why is the Deadspin font so very, very large?

Why is the Kotaku font so ridiculously large all of a sudden?

Belgian block paving != cobblestones.

Speeding in an enclosed space?

... what the hell happened to make this font so damn big?

Why is the font so very, very large on Kotaku?

Dear world:

More than 50 submarines of North Korea’s fleet, about 70% of its total, left their pens as tensions hit a high-note last Friday, and many of them have still have not returned.

How can he pay for her to move out when he can’t even afford a keyboard that works for his computer?

I’m TOTALLY GOING TO next flight. Maybe Cup O Noodles for convenience.

Not what OP said. 8 or 80 pounds.