RIP. He was hysterical in Airplane.

That’s a slippery slope. Should I tip less if the food is overpriced?

my leg was being run over.

Be a force of change.

A hammock with a /pillow/?

OpenTable bought the company for $11.5 after just 18 months

Put a t-shirt over your face. You can still breathe.

A pox on touchscreen remotes.

A pox on touchscreen remotes.

Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.

Fix these awful giant fonts.

Why is the Deadspin font so very, very large?

I don’t understand how realtor became three syllables. They don’t sell re-al estate.

Why is the Kotaku font so ridiculously large all of a sudden?

Belgian block paving != cobblestones.

Speeding in an enclosed space?

... what the hell happened to make this font so damn big?

Why is the font so very, very large on Kotaku?

Dear world:

More than 50 submarines of North Korea’s fleet, about 70% of its total, left their pens as tensions hit a high-note last Friday, and many of them have still have not returned.

The hole would need to be large and if it was rotating it might have a passage to another universe.