Thank you for starting to actually care about the words we use to describe products, Gizmodo.

How can he pay for her to move out when he can’t even afford a keyboard that works for his computer?

Fixed that for ya.

I’m TOTALLY GOING TO next flight. Maybe Cup O Noodles for convenience.

Not what OP said. 8 or 80 pounds.

Most kids are over 8 pounds.

What if we bring ramen and only make it later on, when they bring around hot water for tea?

...free pepperoni Stromboli earlier this year... praying that the Stromboli samples are back.

Also, fuck booster seats in cars. If you’re big enough to not need a full-blown car seat, you can make do with the regular straps like a grown-up.

Chlorine can breakdown into bromate when exposed to UV light

I didn’t mind spending .99 cents on him.

So you should never take a job that requires a security clearance?

five hard drives containing more than 40 videos and 400 images captured by secret cameras

I’m Catholic, too! When people don’t accept the tenets of Catholicism, they have to start their own church - hence all those heathen Christian spin-offs, Martin-Luther-style.

Personal faith, sure. But when you join a club you follow its rules.

Those people aren’t actually Catholics, any more than someone who eats meat whenever they please can claim to still be a vegetarian.

Exactly.

their 2014 Altima’s CVT transmission