A quarter of a billion dollar loss is a large one, even for the cartels.

According to its metadata, the photo was taken in April 2005, suggesting a long relationship with the tour company.

In their defense, it’s not like the guy needed everyone in the store gawking at him while he received medical attention. Why couldn’t most of you just keep on working?

Smoking a little crack after sex has really helped me take the pressure off having orgasms.

Soylent is for fools. Smart biohackers add butter for Bulletproof Soylent TM-R-Patent-Pending.

Well this can’t be too hard. Which professional athlete is it?

Go home grandma. You’re irrelevant.

a chain called Milestones (“my-uhl-stones”)

Prove it.

The only thing worse than ignorance is being comfortably ignorant.

Dogs are animals. They have no conception of “happy.”

In the pre-Windows 10 days, you needed to get a third-party application involved if you wanted to take a proper look at the layout of files and drives on your system.

a failing grade on a Calculus test

Install? Floor hole? Just put a box fan in an attic window. Done.

Why are you blaming your poor hardware choices on aftermarket software?

“Mexican Coke” became a marquee menu item for upscale restaurants, soda companies seemed to forget the reason they replaced sugar with artificial sweeteners in the first place, which is that too much sugar is bad for you.

Bingo. Mahi-mahi is some branding BS, like calling Patagonian toothfish “Chilean sea bass.”

Some people would argue that’s unethical. Taxes pay for society. Don’t be a dick.

Tin foil? You should probably just use aluminum foil.