I wonder what's the worst they could charge him with. On the surface, it doesn't look any more severe than simple trespassing. Is there anything else they might throw at him?

the woman's blood alcohol content level was .413

But that's not a shrimp.

Yes, yes, and yes.

No. I don't knit on planes either, but I'm OK with people who do.

Hmm. I'd say: a hard "depends."

Shailene Woodley.

Believe it or not, but I've somehow mastered the art of wiping my ass without getting shit on my hands in the process.

I wouldn't; it would probably make a mess. I just don't have a problem with the act of trimming body-stuff itself.

You sound like one of those people who washes his hands after going to the bathroom.

How is it worse than clipping coupons?

Oh, don't worry! I only wear Crocs when flying. My feet will be well aired-out.

It's no grosser than cutting hair. It's /weird/ to be doing on a plane, sure, but I don't get the gross-out complaint.

I'm sorry - what's wrong with trimming toenails? Thinking that's gross is a you-problem, not a me-problem.

Don't get me started on race car drivers.

Which could be as little as a few gallons. Which makes throwing around that 3,300 pounds figure pretty irresponsible.

That's a little disingenuous. Maybe more than a little.

"There's strict limits"

"Nina Dobrav"

You lost me at "use Chrome."