and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

I am giving Louis CK the benefit of the doubt here. Based on past seasons and his own personal politics I have a feeling his character is about to learn something.

Snowden did whistleblowing right. He got the f—k out of dodge while the gettin' was good.

Fuck off, you Iraq-war-voting trophy husband to a ketchup heiress. Why don't you man up and offer amnesty to this national hero whistleblower.

I heard he's been assigned as a stableboy at Putin's Totally Hetero Shirtless Riding Ranch.

Say it with me.....ISLAM.

Perfect!

Here you go, valium and kitties. Certain to soothe you.

I can't even watch the video. My heart rate kicked up just reading about it. Gah!

Does anyone have any valium to go with this shot? Because that's what I will need to calm down after watching the video...

Ignore AlainT, he's never actually researched anything. I pump 440Hz into one ear and 480Hz into the other. The 40 Hz beat is good for focus.

Because there's a Telsa super charger at every battlefield. Electric motors don't make sense at all in combat at this point in time.

Women make up over half of all university students, medical students and law students in the USA so I don't think there is any current issue with women going into any field they want to go into. Females throughout the West are outdoing males in every field and the future will be the ironic need to help males to stop…

Just so no one misunderstands- just as the Soviets talked a lot about environmentalism while destroying their environment, the Soviets talked a lot about gender equality while no women actually had power or equality. So, no, the Soviets did not have gender equality.

Um...they seem to be missing a vital space-exploration necessity.

Annnnnnnnnnd... now I've got that stuck in my head. Thanks!

Don't forget that it also gave us this song!

Really? That is awesome. So Foss taught me about sex AND about space.

Anyone remember the illustrations from Alex Comfort's original editions of The Joy of Sex, with the bearded man and the hippie woman getting it on? People forget that Chris Foss did those illustrations, too.

If you've been banging other members of the human species you've been banging apes for a while now. No need to be ashamed. We're all apes here.