Dammit, I thought I was the only one who spotted that about TTG. But at least now there are two of us who have Beast Boy in our heads screaming "YEEHAH! WILD CARD, BITCHES!"

This movie holds a very dubious distinction for me, in that my usual joke is "world premiere in the bin at Walmart", but the first physical copy of Surf's Up 2 that I actually laid eyes on was by the register at Dollar General. It felt like a gross violation of the food chain.

Somehow I knew dat Boi's Loife would be the tripping pint.

Or would it be coser to "final days of Anna Nicole Smith" depressing?

Seeing as how Lapis once flew through the vacuum of space to get back to the homeworld, it's not as bad as it could be.

Look at this being! Its large head, swollen with thoughts! Those compassionate eyes! It understands!
…
Welp, time to rip its throat out.

Was it just me or were the FNC moderators trying to bury Trump? Or is it that a nasty piece of work is just going to naturally draw some very pointed questions? Either way, his temper rose to the challenge.

Alias, the Jennifer Garner spy series vs. Alias, the creepy early-90s assassin-for-hire comic book from NOW Comics that nobody seems to remember but me (which is completely unrelated to that Jessica Jones series from Marvel).

The only thing Fred murdered was "Wish You Were Here".

Lesnar and Heyman are trying to save Wrestlemania by themselves. It must be getting pretty lonely.

If they removed everything groan-worthy, Justin Bieber wouldn't have been invited.

In the year of 18 and 1, peg and awl.
In the year of 18 and 1, peg and awl.
In the year of 18 and 1, peggin' shoes is all I done.
Hand me down my peg, my peg, my peg and awl…

It was the episode of I Love the 80s where the usual gang was desperately trying to make fun of The Day After (and not showing a single clip from the actual film, which (being a nuclear holocaust TV-movie…big red flag right there) was relentlessly downbeat) that I realized this format is deceptively simple. Also, as…

This is a new one on me. So when is the FX virus going to pollute the other letters of the alphabet?

My favorite message board explanation of what's going on in the last few minutes: Tom Baker is supposed to be Tom Baker, who (to make this theory work) goes around fucking with the heads of random strangers like a British Bill Murray.

The new design scales perfectly to my tablet (many so-called "mobile" websites on a 7 inch screen mock my aging eyes, so thank you for that), but on my PC it just looks too big. Nothing for me to get bent about, though.