I've been reading Kotaku for probably 3 years now and never made an account and I literally just created one just to give this a star. I may or may not be a LOTR fanboy.

Do not take Luke as some conjurer of cheap tricks!

It's a secret now that only fire can tell.

That's okay, because real people are boring as fuck

#NPCLivesMatter

And we're just matter.

I don't know. Even the LSPD don't think they're people.

True story: One of the best interactions I had on GTAV was when I played with Tevor around Sandy Shores. I just picked him from the radial menu, after leaving his trailer I made my way down the road and right next door to Cletus(the crazy hunting redneck) I came across a black Vietnam vet which was only by luck…

You wake up in the morning and learn that Spider-Man is joining The Avengers and you really don't think anything could possibly ruin your day. But then JON STEWART QUITS THE DAILY SHOW AND I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.

It's hard to quantify how important he was during the W Bush administration. If I had received a dollar every times someone from outside of the United States would tell me: "What the hell is wrong with your country anyway? Oh well, at least you guys still have Jon Stewart".

"..now if only college kids would stop citing"... dude that is a line straight out of a fox news host's mouth.. I'm guessing you dont care for his format because you are too busy listening to papa bear or some self-righteous blonde complain about liberals

"Where will elitist liberals get their snarky talking points now?"

You do know that Colbert Report is done, right? Steven already stepped down so he can take over for Letterman. I also don't think that the Colbert Report and The Daily Show were ever competing with each other (except for awards). They were two sides of the same coin. Maybe even two sides of the same double-headed coin.

On the other hand, I support Jon Stewart 2016.

Fox news just opened a very expensive bottle of wine.

What are you talking about the end of fake journalism? Did the entire Fox News channel also resign?!

I'm tempted to parody stuff like this when I eventually launch the game I'm working on. I'll announce several different versions, each of which is actually just the same game. Literally, same game. Might not even make it show which version you bought, just literally the exact same game.

: Fucked