It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

i believe after “breaking physics” comes “being able to suck your own dick” in the grand pantheon of accomplishments

“RAPH, WHAT DOES THE DYNAMOMETER SAY ABOUT THEIR POWER LEVEL?!?!?!?”

My knee jerk reaction was fuck this guy, because that particular platform is obviously evil, but drunks should be able to ride the subway safely because A) they shouldn’t be driving B) vomit, piss, and shit are easier to clean out of a subway car than a cab. That platform is barbaric and the fact that there is not…

He’ll get about $25 after lawyer fees.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

It’s “It’s.” :)

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

A 200-mile daily commute ?!? What the actual fuck ?

Buying an automatic.

I don’t think soldering is the right way to do things in automotive modifications and repair. I make wiring repairs to vehicles every day and modify my own cars and my friends stuff outside of work and I literally have never soldered any connections on a car. I only use quality (not the plastic covered autozone ones)…

You must have some reasonably sane drivers on your commute. If I tried leaving a gap that large between me and the next guy, 5-7 cars would immediately pass and merge into the space.

I believe that was his plan from the beginning and also the reason he released their patents.