Reese Witherspoon is against elephant poaching. I prefer them sunny side up.

Whatever you two took, stop it. Stop it now lol

I’ll bring the potatoes.

Let’s just kill the manual gear box and the DCT because our engineers suck. Sound good? Good.

It’s both a front engine RWD and a rear engine FWD car.

Or just one Nelson Racing engine with mirror image turbos. Good for over 3000hp

When I lived in upstate NY they had these things called Viper Alarm Remote Starters. I bought the top of the line one and could program it to start and idle my car at any time or even based on temperature. I used to set it for 6:30am 30 minutes before I needed to leave for work. The car was locked and idling with…

Give it some time. You’ll get robbed sooner or later I promise.

Those legs tho....

Well now. Fuck me if I’ll ever look at shitty gauge pods the same again. But when the fuck is that guy from?

Yes. Maybe BMW drivers too, because the turn signal was an optional package they were too cheap to buy.

Well then. I would just call 911 at the start of my drive and stay with the operator the whole commute to work! I drive a prius :(

For $25k you could build a seriously impressive V8 SR5 4Runner. Highly recommend.

I haven’t laughed this hard in 7 years :)

This is happening. And it’s because I love you.

Kill it with fire.

But how do you pronounce his first name?

But the grammars...