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theenglishauthority

Your use of rape in this sentence allows me to detect that you cannot legally consume alcohol in the contiguous United States.

Bioware isn't Bungie. This beef over the combat has been around since DA:O. If you want big MMO sized landscapes with solid fighting for single players go play Kingdoms of Amalur (no really,

Still waiting for the Pyro's, "Huey Lewis and the News," update.

I always read the force attunement simply made the weapon a better weapon. In, "I, Jedi," Corran Horn produces a lightsaber using the force to "weld" the pieces together in ritual production.

I think you could fashion a lightsaber without the force but it would be like the cheap knock off McSaber of Lightsabers. To

Day one of a Ubisoft PC game release. Nightmare fuel for everyone involved.

Got a giant hallway grift a few days ago. We were laughing so hard by the time we finally hit the boss, it was like some kind of existential discussion on endless corridors, continuously spawning elite packs. The only things changing up were the enemy types.

Someone should tell them...

Cheese.

I'll usually roll a character to meet what fantasy a specific game most successfully fulfills via the gameplay or to fit a specific character archetype I'm trying to roleplay. Definitely made both Azula and Sokka characters in Skyrim. Definitely played as both Katherine Janeway and Picard/Mal in Mass Effect.

I like

Season 3.

+1 for NMH regardless of content

THE FEELS. MAN.

Agreement. If you can justify being Sam Fisher and reading the tags on a guy's shirt before happily snapping his neck, why isn't this level of scrutiny OK?

Well, Sir, allow me to retort, Me!

The main difference is that in games that set murder as their benchmark for success, being near your "target" only increases the

There's actually an in-game bark where a pirate (or privateer, not sure exactly how far in the game) says to his compatriot, "Hey, at least this isn't that island with dinosaurs on it."

I've had quite a few conversations about this with friends who've seen the movie. I think this conversation, here on a Kotaku forum, with three independent human beings considering the colossal D-move that DOW made with the people of Bhopal serves as a testament to what The Yes Men did.

"To not link to what you're writing about is to treat readers like children who can't think for themselves. I prefer to treat our readership like grown-ups."

Cognitive_Spoon

Really enjoyed your article and I thought your tone was completely journalistic throughout. Sorry that the internet tends to shoot messengers for what they are carrying.

Everything you just said was caustic and will be promoted by similarly caustic people.