won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

You don’t seem to know what a scientific theory is.

I can’t wait to hear about its Quirks and Features!

Pretty sweet looking. Personally, I hope they make. They aim for over-the-top stupidity, and I can always support that.

Eh. BMW just doesn’t do it for me anymore. This is certainly one of their better modern designs, but even then it’s rather forgettable (I’m sure it’ll age well).

You are not alone.  I lovelovelove the LFA.

It can be 20 years old for all I care, I will never tire of this car or the glorious sound it makes.

Great point about the device. I haven’t seen Dark Crystal in a number of years so I’m missing a lot of those details.

*slow clap*

That, sir, is how to tell a troll to eat shit. +1

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Honestly I think this is the best looking Ferrari I’ve ever seen. It is exactly what I imagined a futuristic car would look like when I was a child, decades ago.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Man, the word twerp just fits Shapiro like a goddamn glove.

He’s literally every super annoying kid you knew in middle school. 

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

People wash their chicken?? 

Tonight you party with us! 

I am The Machine!

I’m Canadian and can confirm. My uncle's are the worst. They roam around like they're some kind of mafia.

A careful restoration back to immaculate factory specification. The car earned it.