What you don’t understand is that if Bugatti wants the top speed record, they want it to be the Guinness World Record for Fastest Production Car... and in order to get that record, the car must be road legal. Custom built tires aren’t road legal. And don’t tell me having the Guinness World Record doesn’t matter... if…

It’s not that it’s impossible... it’s that they’re not willing to risk someone’s life to test their car at a location that is less safe than their own test track. The Ehra-Lessien Test Facility’s high speed track is quite literally the safest place on earth to conduct such high speed testing. It’s literally designed…

Do they explain why it’s impossible for a Bugatti to drive on a lake bed or empty Nevada highway?

Why? Why does it need turns to find out the top speed?

Isn’t it a “cyclone” (like Monster Trucks do) at that point, instead of just a donut? I think so.

I don’t remember where I read it, but I recall reading something saying that the mid engine C8's architecture construction isn’t vastly different from the existing architecture... Aluminum and Fiberglass, with some Carbon Fiber thrown in... if they’re building it that way, I don’t see why it would have to be much more…

Tesla fan tomorrow after this guy’s car runs over a pedestrian: It’s not Tesla’s fault. Clearly this guy was abusing the feature!

Because it’s annoying, and you’re wrong...

According to Ferrari, whom I think gets to make this decision, being as they made and named the car... No, it’s not. It’s just the “Enzo Ferrari” and not the “Ferrari Enzo Ferrari”. Same goes for the “LaFerrari”. It’s not the “Ferrari LaFerrari”, it’s just the “LaFerrari”. The idea, I’d assume, is that since “Ferrari”…

The pre-1976 thing doesn’t make any sense to me... if a state would allow this engine to be put into, say, a 1970 Dodge Charger, then how would it be any different if I were to put it into a 2019 Dodge Charger? I mean, in either car, the engine still produces the same amount of power, still has the same emissions,…

Maybe my brain is failing me due to the fact that I’m tired, but... why can it only be used in pre-1976 cars, exactly?

You can find a 2005 Dodge Neon SRT-4 ACR with 24K on the clock in near showroom condition for $400 consistently?

Your co-worker is a moron if he thinks all cheesesteaks are equal... because as anyone who has eaten cheesesteaks from lots of different places will tell you, they most certainly are not equal. The quality and flavor of the cheesesteak can vary quite a bit... some places cook it too long resulting in a drier…

Yeah, the audio quality isn’t the best... the phone’s mic picks up the bass well at low revs, but as the car revs higher, it gets louder, and the phone seems to compensate for the increased loudness by cutting the low end of the frequency range.

Seems to me that this is one hell of a R32... those mods are probably a great addition to this car... if this thing gets snagged up cheap, whoever gets it will have gotten away with robbery... lol... that thing couldn’t have been cheap to mod to that level, that nicely.

I find it funny how the people on the video who weren’t the guy who almost got hit were more pissed at Alex Choi than the guy who almost got hit. If the dude who almost got hit didn’t make a big deal of it, who are they to make a big deal of it?

No. The person who isn’t getting it is you. What you THINK I meant does not have any actual bearing on what I ACTUALLY meant. You’re reading more from what I said than is there. That’s on you.

Uh... how about when you said the following:

“Um, suck it? You assumed Elizabeth had some allegiance to Jezebel or was a feminist, so don’t cry when I shove your own asshattery back in your face. Maybe look in the fucking mirror, dipshit.”

Just wondering... Can someone from Jalopnik explain to me why am I grayed out? For real.... is making a joke suddenly an offense that deserves being put back into the grayed out zone, like I’m some newb?