Nah, Adele and Sailor Moon or Rhianna and Naruto.

Not like this is in question but we refer to my son as my “visual paternity test.” Only some people find it funny.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

All us throw back people look like Margot Robbie. It’s just how we are over here in a strange time and season dimension all of our own.

I promise you no Australians care enough to be outraged about this. Those tweets are all jokes. There are very few things we take seriously and they’re all to do with crocodiles and skin cancer.

I live in the South and work with an Aussie who’s lived here for a long time. His accent is bizarre.

[colonizes entire continent, teaches them Spanish, waits a few hundred years]

I mean we could sound like Australians so that's a plus...

You know what? I’m just going to assume that a young woman who has worked hard enough to achieve this is also capable of making fine life decisions for herself. Jesus.

But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

They kinda function as Oreos for Aussies young and old. The best way to eat them is to bite off diagonal corners, then use the cookie as a straw for some milk or coffee. Then eat the delicious soggy cookie/filling/outer chocolate shell. The Dark Chocolate ones are the best!!

You’re right. The music was epic.

Sansa set Jon up to be King in the North, you think he wouldn’t have given her the headseat if she asked? Heck he didn’t even want the Lord’s room, Jon was almost certainly placed at the center of attention because Sansa wanted him there and probably with some protest from him. If Jon is the King in the North then…

She may have been the main/only reason that financing fell into place.

The prosecution did its job. The cops did their job. The witnesses did their job (as responsible people). The jury did its job. Everyone we want to be involved in prosecuting a rapist did their job.

Until something bad happens. Then it’s “Why didn’t you DO something?!?!”

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

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