Thanks man. I’m half way through a pineapple Steel Reserve tallboy right now so we’ll see where the night takes us.

I LIVE IN THE GODDAMN WOODS AND I HAVE NOWHERE TO GET A GODDAMN HAMBURGER. FUCK THIS WHOLE EXISTENCE

My boobs....look so old now. I miss my 20 year old boobs. COME BACK 20 YEAR OLD BOOBS I’LL TREAT YOU RIGHT THIS TIME

I’m still in the greys and I’m kinda drunk.IDGAF. GREY ME FOREVER BITCHES. Good luck Lindsey. You deserved a better lot in life but this is how the world works now.

I got ANUG (acute necrotizing ulcerative gingivitis) a few years ago. It used to be called trench mouth. It was horrifying and legitimately the most painful thing I have experienced. The entire inside of my mouth turned black within 36 hours.