Oh wow, I didn’t realize there were still man-children running around with this take.

Ainge also said that it’s not unheard of to draft players who did not allow a pre-draft workout, but I noticed you conveniently left that out.

Shhh, you’re trying to normalize failure.

My God. This website is downright pathetic with the bias towards the Cavs.

“Man it’s going to be awesome when this series goes to 7.”

“Deadspin! Brought to you by Celtics Takes! They’re the number 1 seed, they’re in the Eastern Conference Finals, and they are absolute trash! This team sucks! Awful! Should throw in the towel!”

You’re projecting so well I could open up a drive-in and charge $20 a car to watch.

Well apparently they did, but again: loud music, cabin noise, misinterpreting it for another road related reason.

If music is loud enough you could totally miss an emergency vehicle coming towards you from any direction.

Anecdotal evidence: the best worst kind of evidence.

Trust me, I didn’t forget (and it was absolutely the first thing to cross my mind). I just didn’t want to travel down that path. Been there, done that, story of my life.

Scorching hot troll take *fire emoji* *fire emoji* *fire emoji*

This dig coming from someone probably studying criminal justice through DeVry.

Quite the conclusion you jumped to. I’d say they were nervous as hell when they realized what happened, thus the thousand yard stare. How they didn’t realize he was on the trunk? Loud music? Cabin noise?

Honda at one point was saying the 2015 models would have CarPlay and then backtracked and said it wasn’t possible to update the software. Admittedly I was a thorn in their side on social media for some time when I realized my Si would be stuck with their garbage program.

For some, nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Japanese Classics had one recently.

“Your team is comprised of Canadians. They aren’t American teams.”

They left out “immature”.

It’s not like the whole city of Boston Chanting the n word at players and then pretending to be tolerant.