Hillary Clinton is exactly like Cersei Lannister, in that both of them blame their failures on everyone else.

She can Pokémon go fuck herself.

For that ending to work you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.

I was hoping for Santa’s Little Helper being the true shooter.

so Tito Puente is the Night King. man, never saw that coming!

Tyrion Lannister looks at the camera and says “Maybe the real Game of Thrones is the one in our hearts.”

That said, FAIR WARNING is a secret masterpiece ...

The Boltons, there’s some decent people in that house!

I like bastards who weren’t stabbed in the heart and brought back alive.

That’s the thing that gets me. I mean, I know they looked at stuff like the Magna Carta when writing the Constitution, but would they have been trying to interpret a centuries-old document LITERALLY to make laws in their own current age?

I am now picturing Mnuchin raiding counterfeit operations all by himself, let’s say, wielding a Tommy gun.

“Ahhh! Iron bird!”

It’s like when people say, “What would the founding fathers say about this issue?” Buddy, nothing in the founding fathers’ experiences would have prepared them for the realities of the matter being discussed. They’d most likely be terrified and confused and asking why the women are wearing pants.

This guy is actually saying he can’t do two things at once. Can’t put Harriet on $20 focusing on strategies for reducing counterfeits.

You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,…

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

Naming Jon ‘Aegon’ was obviously part of Lyanna’s cunning plan to hide him from Robert. She figured no one would believe Rhaegar would name both of his sons the same thing, so everyone would conclude he couldn’t be Rhaegar’s son!

Is it possible ice-Viseron is breathing extra-hot fire and just vaporizing the wall? Because there should be a shit-ton of water there that the dead would have to walk through.

It’s weird that despite having a cheap magical exposition device, the writer’s really haven’t taken advantage of it all. Instead, they’ve had all the characters simply ignore Bran, and Bran largely deciding not to tell anyone anything.