He also worked in a zoo on the show, which is how he befriended the tiger.

While it is known that Twitter Eggs contain trolletol, they haven't been scientifically proven to raise blood serum levels of trolletol.

I was expecting more potty mouth.

I wanna buy your muthafuckin house!

In NJ? Lies.

I approve of this project.

Fuck you for getting a 4-pack of Lower de Boom for $10. It's like $25+ around here.

Stop calling it rumpus room!

*sigh* just give me a six pack of Duff and a pack of Skittles.

I set my own hand on fire making then consuming a flaming doctor pepper. I was able to put it out by banging it on the table and still managing to chug it.

It's a Flaming Homer.

Well, if you imagine the RC car as the General Lee, it's not hard to see why.

Who's a good internet?

Filthy lies! My puppy is the best boy!

I think a lot of people would.

Sitting is hard on your back. Standing is hard on your legs.

That's the near future. This is the far future!

Yeah, the Iron Throne doesn't have much lumbar support.

They don't float though.

But they will cut the funding for that helpline. Therefore, the only option is to die in a firebird.