Hmmm. Then not Michael Bay.

I'm sure that John Oliver will have nothing but positive things to say about him.

Are you free Mr. Grainger?

I think Michael Bay might be available…

He's a Russian diplomat.

I like the idea of Trump being a ro-beast.

I love that movie so much and it's so dumb.

Probably more dumb, to be honest. Knowingly supporting someone who they believe to be an idiot, just because he decided to put an R after his name on the ballot.

Your story would be a better movie.

Shows akin to Keeping Up With the Kardashians, people who seriously watch ghost hunter shows, and people who think that animation is 100% for children.

Who leaves a pony country to come to a non-pony country?

Or the cute little girl? I forgot there were two kids in that movie.

Are you the brooding teenage boy from "We Bought a Zoo"?

I hate anyone who had a pony growing up!

Sure he would. He wouldn't say they're burning the forests down, but instead they are opening up all forest reserves to logging, for the good of the economy.

That would require a high powered squirt gun filled with soapy water to wash out his filthy lying mouth!

Nope. It's going to be lying, whining, and equivocating. Followed by insanely increased tensions with every nation on Earth.

Nor will it start itself.

Apparently just two days from retirement as well.

Cut!