I can never pronounce this guys name, so I just call him The Other Idris Elba.

Hey Ryan Murphy, you already have a shit show with musical numbers. It doesn't need to be in a horror show….especially the entire fucking song in a 40 minute show!

I'm sure the struggles of being born into a rich WASPy family and being a 7 foot tall Adonis will make for a hilarious sitcom.

His actual name is Armand Hammer. That's not even a joke. Look it up.

Dead Jack Palance or living Jack Palance? Oh wait….I guess its the same thing.

You just made me want a Keri Russell She-Ra film real bad.

I never knew that Frank Langella was Skeletor! Then again, I was like 12 the last time I saw Masters of the Universe and, not only did I not know who Frank Langella was, I was also too infatuated with Dolph Lundren's rippling muscles to care.

Watch her make out with Piper Perabo in "Imagine Me and You" and then try saying that…..without an erection.

All that hair….all that oil….its going to look like the drain of my bath tub….but sexier.

Grease Man! He's so greasy, clothes just slip right off him. He also uses the powers of his penis to distract his foes.

I have been waiting for that movie for years! Since there's no post to discuss it, I'm going to start the fantasy casting here:

I hope they are flashbacks to a happier time when Rob Stark and Jon Snow use to wrestle each other shirtless.

Because old white people who watch Big Bang Theory think they're being cultured. There's a gay actor playing a straight character! There's an Indian man who speaks perfect English! There's a woman who is ALSO a scientist! Its a very progressive show for the CBS demographic. Its like watching American Horror Story:…

I would have hugged the shit out him

But if Shado is alive, what would Deathstroke's motives be for killing Arrow? His whole story arch is about getting revenge for Shado's death. Is he going to be like 'woops, guess I was wrong. Sorry buddy?' And just leave Arrow alone?

I'm really disappointed that out of all the openly gay actors, Ezra "Nobody Knows Who the Fuck You Are" Miller gets a superhero franchise. Matt Bomer, get your shit together!

Brenda Song needs to be in more stuff. I am waaaaay too old to be watching The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, but I do because Song delivers some pretty funny lines. We need more comedic Asian actresses. We have enough Ming Na Wens, Lucy Lius, and Devon Aokis who are always playing kick ass chicks. Yes, Asian women look…

Cabrera? Who's going believe a Latino as a neurosurgeon? Come on! This is Racist Fantasy Casting, not the NAACP.

Sendhil Ramamurthy

"It's hard to talk about most things going on in the world without me ending up lecturing him…"