And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Ha, yeah, I’m not super surprised. Not everyone likes gallows humor. But like...why come down here to the comments section? To talk in hushed and serious tones about how fucked this all is? To lament our nation’s continued startling inaction on gun control? To express thoughts and prayers?

Perhaps you are right. We both certainly feel similar regarding this tragedy. The initial comment set me off and I chose to channel my despair into anger. But I shouldn’t go off attacking everyone else who is feeling as heartbroken as I am. The truth is when I was a child my father planned to carry out a similar…

Don’t listen to the pearl clutchers. That was gold.

That’s a neat rhetorical flourish, but it still ignores the fact that Griffin was never able to read even basic NFL defenses. He didn’t “learn” how to run a true NFL offense. This is why he was running a college offense in the read-option. It allowed him to get by almost entirely on the threat he posed from an…

Because other athletes didn’t take them, and followed the rules as currently written.

If at first you don’t secede, try, try again.

clearly you’ve never been to Rome

Too soon.

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

I have a ton of sympathy for people that suffer alcoholism, but the fact he can’t even get off his ass to do the community service makes him kind of an asshole.

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

I’ll tell you what it means. It means I am finally more of a feminist than all these women-folk. FINALLY, us white, males really do own everything now!! Mwhahahahaha. {cough, wheeze, cough} hahahahahahahaha...

Euro league fans will love seeing this from Grayson in a few years.

I follow Shea Hillenbrand to his car

Because every week a college athlete commits sexual assault.

A member of the South Carolina Secessionist Party asked my sister out once, but she turned him down. Said they were way too many red flags.

Why don’t they just wave the flag that the Confederacy waved at the end of the war?

3. I’m, sucka