The Republicans want this:

his asshole opponent’s paroxysm of impotent rage

Bernie would have smoked that orange bastard.

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

“tentatively announcing a Christmas release date for Bill & Ted Face The Music, which he’s helping produce.” 

It may be an exaggeration to characterize this as a mower. It might be more accurate to call it a lawn manicure, machine.

Meanwhile I have zero regrets for my full length George Foreman Grill back tattoo.

Good to see Andre Holland working with Soderbergh again after The Knick.

Colorado Springs?  Story checks out hard.

I can’t help but feel there are significant details missing from this story.

Goes to volunteer at golf tournament.

I don’t think she would have much a case if she signed a waiver as a volunteer caddy. In addition, this isn’t much of a case of irresponsible or negligent behavior, it’s just an accident.

slender

He’s counting on that pardon. Gotta be.

Yeah fucking right.

Most definitely it was Bigfoot. I’ve got work to do.

because the criminal justice system is a joke and many of the people who received those sentences didn’t actually commit the crimes.

I thought the exact same thing. This is a mythology only he was seeing to make his feelings work in his head. 

Yeah, people need to get over the “Free Melania” meme. She knows what she’s doing and is all in.

She spent hours each day consuming the television coverage