There are specific hair rules laid out in the NFHS. If you are in violation along with other skin problems or you are overweight, ya can’t wrestle. Back in High school we would try to cut our hair as short as possible so you don’t give the opponent an advantage (something to distract/tug on).

Trainers usually have to wear gloves since they are dealing with cuts, blood and other bodily fluids from athletes- particularly in wrestling.

Econocar = Shitbox. I drive one but I like my shitbox.

Thems some BIIIIIG overalls.

It was only a matter of time and that frog is long dead. They just drowning scorpions now.

That would violate the chain of custody- not gonna happen.

This is the shortened version.

I’ll encourage it.

Do you even lie on your marathon times, bro?

dreck-as-CGI-dress-up

Jeff Who??

John Waters agrees.

Um, actually there is a basement in the Alamo, Pee Wee.

Don’t forget the soiled pants- before he expires and falls down.

Oooooh!!

Joke’s on yooooooouuuu!!!

Believe it. They will find some stoolie somewhere to do the dirty work. They always do.

The police state does not appreciate your sarcasm and will be dispensing sarcasm police to your location soon. Assume the fetal position until the police arrive.

I would hate to see the penalty for something serious...

WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?!?! I AM TRYING TO PROTECT YOU WITH THIS NIGHTSTICK UP YOUR RECTUM!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?