I will do speed on the train

We had an international border way back when in that war- Pepperidge farms remembers.

Or whale oil lanterns!

Sucker born every minute. 

If only...

Zat is ze slow Russkie tension build.

It is why my wife quit her teaching job at a University. A lot of students would come to her EXPECTING a certain grade since they were paying for it. I came from the “You usually deserve the grade you received” era of schooling. 

Yep. Learned behavior from prick and asshole parents who enable horrible behavior from the “My child is precious and can do no wrong” school of thought.

Dooooooeeeeeeiiit! Don’t wait!

Still stuck on MILF Island with Dano.

Woo-girl Kristen.

I heard a group of burros from Mexico is suing That Fieri dude for stealing their secret sauce.

Soda.

Is he?

Man, seriously. This has become a real problem as of late for me in my commuter car that sits low to the ground.

**Unable to unbutton button in power saving mode**

Reflection never lies unless it is digitally edited to.

There was a tree in that pic? Never noticed.

Glad I am stuck on teh intarwebs instead or internet. Dang tubes are clogged with cats for some crazy reason.

Woke Bernie Bros UNITE!!!! Form Woke Bernie Bro Voltron and win POTUS!!