Like trainspotting but less cool and heroiney. 

They interviewed his family and neighbors and they all said he was such a nice boy and there was no way he could do any of these things the fake news media were saying.

Because... Bahstahn.

Stable business genius here. 

Look dude, as reasonable idiot will argue all it takes is a good guy with a King James Bible to civilize complete savages, DUH.

Then get a turntable to move the water.

Please scientifically explain the difference between the two.

Like there is any difference between microwaving and direct heating the freakin’ water...

Hard to determine which is more ghey (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Dang.

Even for dark DC.

But does it float down there?

With chive and onion cream cheese and lox, YES.

Word on the street is that more than a few microchips and processors were blown to make that magic happen. 

Guy is supposedly a buddy of *surprise!* Trump and attended parties at his house where these girls were at. Woohoo!

Yeah, digest that tidbit.

BANGARANG!! Seems you and I were the only ones to catch that so far.

Yes, I am sure that Rufio Panman is quaking in his boots as we speak and will not utter a ‘Bangarang!’ for quite some time.

Potato golem.

Where the fuck is this at? A bullshit lives matter slogan with a duschebro punisher logo seems like total parody- yet there it is in all stupid pohlice earnestness. Wow.