No room for Bruce there? Carlin’s hero?

Oof!

Doncha hate it when gay French people flop their hands all over the place...

Scott Stapp was the guy selling the bad acid at Woodstock.

There is that pesky winter thing.

And yet Drumpf’s stoolies are allowed to be free and run amok... 

Or never-ending hemorrhoids. 

No way.

Wah Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

Don’t be obtuse.

HE DOESN’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD NO!!! What don’t you understand about this!!!!

Them rentbois don’t pay for themselves, you know.

Don’t they all?

The normal sentence for the abuse of alcohol in a case like this is a boofing with a broom handle for a few boofs depending on how sorry they were. We just felt so sorry for sad old Squi that Gangbang Greg said we should just let his shame be his sentence. Many a tear was shed that evening. 

Hey now, his face did a real job on that guys fist. Look at all that blood!

you forgot *gets team to work on witnesses hard.

Who the shit orders a glass of milk at a bar bar? Might as well of ordered a cranberry juice for his period. That’s what milk bars are for.

The last time I truly cried was when a pitcher got knocked off the bar full of beer and it broke. Did I mention I LOVE BEER?

My Cabbage Kid did an Exit Bag.

Libidinous!