With those small sportbike mirrors he likely never saw the lights at all. Siren would have helped. This guy wasn’t trying to outrun shit.

I think it was a gift for a special occasion, so not so great. Hey honey, not happy with the expensive iron/dishwasher/washer/dryer I got you?

Makes sense.

Or pulling a caper.

That definitely crossed my mind.

Hence the ‘not dated’ comment from Slippy.

That was his signature.

Nah, just people with poor taste in everything.

There are many, many degrees of assholery. See Carlin’s bit on assholes.

Damn, that sounds straight up like Colonel Parker shit. Dolly had to turn down Elvis on a song she wrote because there was no way in hell she was giving up writing credits even though it was Elvis.

How about we just call her what she is- an asshole. Word gets around when you treat people with disrespect and that has followed her for quite some time.

And have lemonparty!! Wheeeee!

Supplemental. Also CKMO pohlice generally don’t give a fukc (also why the state manages KCMO pohlice- corrupt as shit) so it is necessary.

Jiiiiina.

Hey IT-counselor, I need you to get all this porn and malware off my computer so I can get on them dating sites so I can cheat on my wife, STAT!

Yikes. Pull that parachuuuuuuuuuute!

The one thing I have noticed about the youts is that they usually don’t put up with as much shit as boomers did. They’ll just straight up leave if they smell too much crap in the air. Which is a smart thing in my mind.

You had me at family owned business. Say no more.

He heard something about a shotgun offence, thought it was a war stratigery.

All the way to Chyena.