Man, edibles just make you tired. I guess that’s ok if you are in relax mode but if you have to mow the lawn or actually do some stuff, not so great.

This man speaks truth.

Meh, their burgers are mostly garbage like Wendys.

Whoah there, the coney foot long with tots ain’t too bad.

I switched going to a different gym out of my way when I encountered a meathead like that. I don’t have time for this general assholishness of supersetting 7 different stations at the same time. I am not going to fight said meathead over some gym equipment. It ain’t worth it.

Remember, this is a shitty excuse of a turd that lied on his marathon times. 

Is she thirstier than thirsty? Yes is the answer then.

Well shit. You know what they say about IRL and the movies!

I think she meant thoroughly bred, whatever that means.

Kappa Gucci!!

She is banging a cop that would probably not admit to banging her is what that means.

To this I say- neigh.

She is comparing herself to horses. Don’t stop her roll.

I am shocked they did not immediately unshackle her and release her to the night after that laundry list of exceptionalism. Shocked.

Uh, looks like the lady attacked them first from the video.

If you think you got shafted on your service you can try to talk to the manager if they screwed something like that up. If they refuse to comp or give a discount then let them know you will never come there again and you will let everyone you know the same and how lousy they are. You can’t just up and say you are not…

Curl guy on the squat rack is unacceptable behavior and I hate it when people do it.

And get this wax buildup off my shoes porterhouse! Chop! Chop!

Unions get corrupted like any organization over time. The beautiful thing is you can tear them down like anything else and rebuild.

But of course his name is Caspar. What else would it be?