Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

I have it and...I agree!

All I know is that I’ve never been in a theatre with a more enthusiastic, excited audience, that cheered, hissed, an gasped in unison all night.

Samwise Gamgee was never gonna be spun up into like the grim and gritty story of an essentially immortal vigilante Hobbit gardener in order to wring out another few years of summer blockbusters.

How? Disney is all about profit maximization (and probably world domination), what did Sony offer to get them and Marvel to give Sony exclusive Spider-Man and Iron Man games instead of going multiplatform? This is insane.

To be honest, after reading this I want to know when Girl Scouts will allow boys to join. Their organization sounds a lot better to me.

A blunt is a hollowed out cigar. What is pictured is just a joint.

I watched both cars movies in a row for the first time about two months ago, one after the other.

And no.

Cars 2 is a goddamn trainwreck. It’s a tonal mess that cannot fin it’s way to clarity on what movie it wants to be, lurching awkwardly from brutally violent spy thriller to Southern hick mocks foreign cultures…

Well, I’m glad that Exxon is taken care of. They were struggling so.

It’s quite mean-spirited to ask people to take selfies and then make fun of them for it, yes.