Man did somebody poop in your cheerios today?

That is what it looked like before the wax started melting in the Parisian heat.

Yes, like in Star Wars.

Renault Ally, now Axis free!

I did a quick sketch of it as a modern car. I’d rock it! Haha.

Looks like it was designed by Homer

It was clearly big M8’s fault

“I have a little money and weird tastes.”

Fuck me...came in to post, “anxiously awaiting Long Voyager’s take on how the Chryslers were better,” but here you are.  At least you didn’t disappoint.

If only someone made a rally van out of a first gen caravan with lights and all.

Elon Musk genius idea #2,347.

APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE

“I have no idea how somebody could not emerge from that experience without being completely covered in their own barf.”

ITs Edd China’s record setting couch. Number plates seem to match up as does the overall design. 

My car has chilled seats and they work magnificently. There’s a warm air blower in the head rest that feels like a loving caress on my neck. The car seat warmer, though, is working with a mandate from Satan. It lures me into relaxing by staying comfy cozy until it feels the tension leave my body. Then, in an instant,…

Oi.