I wuz stationed at Ft. Riley, KS and they had a park with a 11" rail gun there.  I don’t know how many GI’s fell off drunk on a dare to walk the length of the barrel, but I happily survived.

Putin already named one after him.  It’s hull is even a similar shade of orange.

“We don’t do this in H-Town buddy! Nooooo! Oh no!,” he continues.

How come the horse only has three legs?

I’m partial to these too....

It’s from a T-shirt I had a few years ago. Not sure if anyone is still selling it, but in searching for it, I just found this which is even more amazing... Though the Battlestar pylons are backwards.

I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

Reminds me of my favorite car show shirt:

Funny article and I get the joke fight angle...

But having done this kind of shit at work before in graphic design approvals... its to prevent likeness rights or trademark/copyright/etc issues.

Its why they remove badges, usually, from competing vehicles in commercials. They can say “Hey we beat Toyota” if its based on…

As funny as the shirt is...

One word:
Thundercougarfalconbird!

I’D RATHER SHOP AT A MACY’S THAN LOOK AT A KOHL’S!

I don’t really care about the whole “Ford/Chevy” thing, I just wanted to thank you for the new contact photo

It’s not that heavy. Otherwise they’d measure it in ton-lbs.

Pounds pounds is kind of like foot-pounds, or pound-feet depending on who you are talking to. Ultimately these satellites will all be measure in lbs-pounds, the standard ‘metric’ of the new Space Force, which will have total control of all 12,000 Muskellites.

UPDATE: He broke out.

the suspect allegedly exposed himself

Well, it definitely wasn’t these two who gave the tip: