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I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.

All french tanks come with a special hatch in the turret for the drapeau blanc

Honestly, look at this face and tell me he wasn’t enough of a babe to get blown up for?

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I AM VERY UPSET THAT MY FAMILY-FRIENDLY VIEWING OF LARGE MEN IN TIGHTS GIVING EACH OTHER BRAIN DAMAGE WAS SULLIED BY CURSE WORDS AND NIPPLES. 

God, I want to see the shit that ensues whenever this person goes outside.

Have these people ever watched the Olympics?

Unfortunately for the trolls, Captain Marvel is dedicated to a fallen airman, so hating the movie means they hate the troops. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

Thanks, vulvasaurus, and BTW I love your handle.

Not all cats do this, but many also express emotions vocally. One of our cats has about six different meows that we seem to have worked out into a fairly clear means of communication. I pretty much know whether she means “hello,” “feed me,” “brush me/pay attention to me,” “leave me alone,” and “I’m content but need to…

Don’t forget these:

Hell yes! Behold the Norwegian navy invading!

Fucking amateurs.

In the first scene, Vin Diesel will tearfully break it to the gang that Johnson won’t be back because he was beaten to death by some Girl Scouts.